THE WHITE HOUSE

Office OF THE PRESIDENT

JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY

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October 15, 1963

My Dearest Marilyn,

My sexual performance problems are over, and I look forward to our next romp in the sack.

My doctors have just given me a prescription for Viagra® so not only will I be able to get
a big boner, this will provide me with the staying power that you so desire.

 All that I need to do now is stop by the local CVS© to obtain my little blue pills. 

 I will see you at our “regular” time and place.  By the way, the new Starbucks© just
opened next to the CVS
©, so I will also bring some cappuccino lattes with extra cream! 

Very truly yours,

 

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

 

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

President of the United States

JFK/jlo3

p.s.     I typed this myself on one of those new IBM Selectra Typewriters, as I did
not want anyone to know.  Please destroy this note immediately after you
read it.  I would hate to see this in the hands of Dan Rather and 60 Minutes.