The Dipsey Dumpster Page

"the proverbial old fart, with a liberal leaning and dysfunctional grasp of reality "

When I first invented the internet and World Wide Web, I met Dipsey Dumpster on Delphi's Political Board the Bully Pulpit. For a little bit of our history, be sure to check out HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

The following articles by Keith Taylor are copywrighted, trademarked and all of that other legal stuff. Please do not copy, reproduce, misrepresent, or steal any of his stuff without the expressed permission of the DumpMeister.

Here is a piece that was published in the Navy Times.  It's about flag burning.

THE WAVE, A METAPHOR

They say even a blind monkey occasionally finds a banana. This is my favorite piece by the DumpMeister, and it is actually quite good. 

A Child in Cyberspace 

When it comes to technology, especially the Internet, a lot of us are just beginning.  Many of us are babies, no matter what our age.

DEADWOOD

Here is a travel story about the Wild Wild West. Dipsey is so old he actually drank with Wild Bill Hickock.

A SKEPTIC IN HELL

RoseAnne Barr had a bunch of guests on her show that claimed to have been abducted by aliens from outer space.

For balance, they brought on a loony toon from the other side, aka Keith Taylor aka Dipsey Dumpster to represent the supposedly sane. You be the judge

THE INVISIBLE AMERICANS

This one has some interesting history. When Dipsey began participating in World Wide Wits End, he got into a conversation on religion. Many folks took offense to his atheistic views, and a wonderful pissing contest ensued. Those who attempted to argue the existence of a god were were attacked by the DumpMeister, and he made some exceptionally good points. However, the board operator took offense, and threatened to throw Dips off the board. So, he wrote this piece for the Atheist Nation magazine.

I then put the article on this site, and some of the folks from WWWE read it, and got pissed off at me. So, I offered to put any rebuttals that anyone wanted to send over, and post it here. The WWWE board operator, TimWit responded, and his response follows Dipsey's article.

WE LOVE YOU TO DEATH KARLA

Here is an article about the death penalty. To fry or not to fry, that is the question.

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